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Brain Cable

Term for when 2 people think the same thing at the same time when they are not in the same place

Holy shit, my girlfriend called me to go eat thai while I was thinking the same thing. again. We have a fucking brain cable installed between us!

by GH27 April 7, 2023


Cable TV tower

Premeditated possession of a licensed globicide I.C.B.M. worse than owning a butane airgun, a 36" cable TV channel is able to destroy a entire planet or earth with just a k.g. of antimatter and some thermite?

Cable TV tower is not like a safe purchased all inclusive licensed veiwing product like a rented series, having it is possibly possession of long range globicide vehicle?

by Cody5050 February 13, 2022


Cable and Commitment

When you've been in a committed relationship for 10+ years and you'd rather get off to reruns of softcore HBO/Cinemax/Showtime pornos than have sex with your significant other.

(Wife walks into the living room wearing an "I heart ellen" t-shirt, sweatpants, and crocs)

Wife: Hey, honey. Wanna Netflix and Chill tonight? *wink*

Husband: Ugh

(Husband places his left hand down his pants and his right hand on the U-verse remote)

Husband: Looks like it's a Cable and Commitment night

by Andy Fong Chong December 12, 2015


Laying a cable

British slang for taking a shit

Hi honey, I’m just laying a cable!”

by strangerthingsismmeeeelife January 7, 2018


Laying a cable

British slang for taking a shit

Hi honey, I’m just laying a cable!”

by strangerthingsismmeeeelife January 7, 2018


Laying A Cable

What young people do to old people before they've paid any tax.

Oh, hello Young man/lady; are you laying a cable?

by Mad Dan (Leicester) August 18, 2019


Cable

Malaysian slang for someone granted positions due to nepotism or association.
Sometimes used in Bahasa Malay as 'Kabel'

It's no surprised that he made it at such a young age because of cable.

by PickleDilly September 15, 2021