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When two straight dudes rub their face hair stubble against one another. Only works with a small amount of stubble, not suitable for beards.
Hey man! Long time no see. Let's cactus kiss and let me get you a beer.
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Someone who is annoying or will not stop annoying you (Coined by Darby Crash in L.A in the late 70's)
"Piss off, Cactus Head"
"Donnie's such a Cactus Head"
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Being sexually attracted to a plant, specifically a cactus. A cactus is a mostly green plant with sharp pin-like things coming out of it that can cause harm if touched.
"After my visit to a desert I immediately felt an off attraction to a cactus. I am Cactus Sexual."
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The act of a male and female letting there pubic hairs grow to the point roughness, in which they sixty nine each other while rubbing there faces in each others pubes. Poking and probably hurting one another (depending on how long they haven't washed and grown) giving the imagination of rubbing your face on a cactus for sexual pleasure.
Friend 1: "Hey man did you hear what joey did last night? Him and Diana totally Sea cactused each other"
Friend 2: "That's gross... did it feel good?"
Friend 1: "I don't know we should try it"
Friend 2: "I don't like the idea of doing The Sea Cactus"
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Cactus Man
Putting thing politely, Cactus Man is a total dickhead, indeed a marked man by all accounts and whose name invariably if not inevitably is called Mark (sorry Mark! we know you are a nice guy really, this is the "other Mark").
Both arrogant and aloof with a sense of utter pompousness that all around are beneath him: after all "nobody is as good as cactus man" and sadly this is what makes him a total prick. This man does not know the meaning of common courtesy and the words "please" and "thank you" are non-existent in his vocabularly.
Cactus man is more than happy to take ALL of the credit, and all of the glory where he can (if he considers you "worthy" enough) but will rarely if ever give you any credit or recognition for your hard work (unless you are unfortunate to make a mistake!). Cactus man is a teflon manager with a neck of brass, and shoulders of teflon, nothing sticks to him - he is a complete and utter pillicock if ever.
Cactus man's gaze is forever upwards staring the ass of those higher up the corporate ladder, and he cares not what muck/filth he drops on those below. Indeed apt to dropping you in it a short notice. Generally having few real friends (if any), few people like him and many despise him.
Most definitely not a team player and best to avoid where you can.
Look out, Cactus Man just walked into the room.
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A vagina that is painted green and has herpes. The pubes are real stiff and draw blood from a guys penis when they do it.
When he pulled his dick out from her green cactus, blood was pouring out from his shaft because of her stiff pubes
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stays off the benny, holds nasty angs, and fucks pawgs no kaperino.
Cactus Naft fucked me
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