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Personal homestate, with a cool governer but shitty everything else. Positive sterotypes fail to come through yet all negative sterotypes apply.
American #1: Let's nuke California.
Californian: But our chicks are hot and we surf and stuff.
Former Californian: First part is untrue, second part simply gives a better reason for the bombing. Nuke the shit.
Californian: But we're diverse.
American #2: Not like immigrants will stop coming in anyway.
General American Population: Nuke the shit.
Self-Hating Calfornians: Nuke the shit.
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A bankrupt state where folks can be classified into five groups: 1) the faggots, 2) the whores, 3) the assholes, 4) the bastards, 5) the junkies.
- Ray how come you came back from California?
- I didn't belong there.
- Are you a racist though?
- No, I just call them as I see them.
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A beautiful state in which we have beaches, snow capped mountains, forests, and many other exciting places for however your personality matches. There are many stereotypes about how we're
"Stuck up" and "stupid" and "made of plastic" but it really isn't true. I've been to other states and watched documentaries and done plenty of research. This isn't the only place where all that happens. aIn the other states where there's a lot of people, they do the exact same things as us. So dont bother only us please. =)
Sure California has a lot of stereotypes, but come on over. :)
It is a pretty place. (no brag intended)
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The best damn state in America. Diversity, beautiful beaches, amazing weather, smart AND sexy people, kickass colleges...what more could you ask for?
I don't hate Arizona, but I can't wait to move back to California after high school!
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A crappy, try-hard version of Australia that claims to have the best beaches in the world (pfft!) yeah if yellowy dirty sand is your thing then fine...i much prefer the soft, long, white sandy beaches of Australia with perfect waves (that are actually surfable) unlike that gay shit you call a beach in California...hahaha and what surfers are actually surfers in California? There is no such thing as a REAL surfer in California! So quit blapping on about all your O.C pretty, rich people shit, coz there are pretty rich people everywhere (not just in California ok!)and as a matter of fact people are more liberal and free in Australia than they are in California...so you're not that fucking great! California is more like the home of wannabe surfers, loser skater-punks, hardcore gangstas and plastic surgery gone bad!
Ricky from L.A: "Yo Man! Sup dawwwg! wanna catch some trippin waves??"
Bob from Australia: "fuck off cunt, i'll fuckin knock ya one if you talk that shit again..Fuckin wanker!"
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State that gives homage to five types of people:
1) Preppy, blonde, cell-phone clad seventeen year old girls.
2) Rejected goths and skater punks/dudes
3) Corrupt Politicians
4) Celebrities
5) Soccer Moms
1: Oh, how do you like my new leather coat?
Oh, girl, it's so the rage this season. Like, oh my god!
2: Dude, you wanna go crash the mall?
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