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A car full of males usually out patrolling the strip lookin at hunnies.
person 1 Look at all those dudes in that car.
person 2 Yeah it's a regular hot dog cart in there.
person 3 Even if they got a chick she wouldn't fit in there.
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Slang for the Mar-A -Lago lifestyle.
He’s got that permanent shit-smelling face that comes along with croquet and golf carts.
More or less friends with benefits. Getting sex without being in a relationship.
I don't like relationships, so I just get a la carte poontang from Mel whenever.
the bitches of target...we pick up fuckin carts, carry outs, carry ins, clean up shit in restrooms every hour, hangers, hanger bins, charge back, defective, bags at registers, sweep, vacuum, help guests, pick up hand baskets, put hand baskets around the fuckin store, clean up spills, maybe even zone and thats not all.
Cart Attendants = MTS (Multi-task specialist) my fuickin ass!
THIS IS MY TARGET CART ATTENDANT STORY:
GSTL: mts...mts...mts
MTS: go ahead!
GSTL: there shit six feet on the wall in the womens restroom! clean it up
MTS: ok (yeah right)
LOD: we are out of carts.
MTS: we dont have any carts because there are 150 fuckin guests in the store and all the fuckin carts are being used right now!!!
LOD: well go get some!!!
MTS: would you like me to make some cunt?
(lod shuts her trap)
GUEST1: do you guys sell beer and caigarettes?
MTS: what the fuck do you think...NO!
GUEST2: young man...
MTS: yes...
GUEST2: my cart has trash in it?
MTS: so what the fuck do you want me to do about asshole?
(guest2 tells manager)
GSTL: carry out!!!
MTS: ok (sarcastically).
GUEST3: i need you to help me put this huge patio set inside my little dodge neon.
(Hint: that aint happening)
GUEST3: thank you
(fuckin boca bitch gives me no fuckin tip and here i am sweating from head to you know where
GSTL: its 5:00, goodbye!
MTS TO HIMSELF: IM GLAD THIS DAY IS OVER! FUCK! BACK TO WORK TOMORROW!
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A tan one receives from pushing carts during the summer at Kroger. The tan is everywhere on the body that has not been covered by the Kroger uniform.
Joe: Jane, your kroger cart tan looks nice!
Jane: I know, don't you love how only my calves, forearms, neck, and face are slightly tanned? I sure do!
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the name for the police who roam around in a golfcart because they are not good enough for a policecar. usually very fat, these are the original doughnut breed. the lowest part of a police force, they can easily be evaded
those golf cart popo cant even catch those kids running from them.
thats because they are slower than fuck.
yeah, they must have failed many police tests to become a low golf cart popo
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An expression used by men usually born around 1930 in Australia to describe going to bed
Well good night everybody, I'm going to climb into my cart.