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The vaginal tundra of a post menopausal woman.
Miriam's gash is so dry it's become like a climbers chalk bag.
Also known as Chalkism
An involuntary action when ignorant or less educated people speak and all you hear is nails on a chalk bored altho not a medical condition yet beliefs that medicinal marijuana will help with the condition
My Chalk disorder is so bad I can’t shop at Walmart
reeeeally crusty feet....
like i mean really crusty. includes toenails too
"Yesterday, I went to the mall. I saw Amy, buying new sandals, with her baked chalk feet out in the open!"
The prestigious Chalke Valley, located on the Wiltshire/Dorset boundary. Populated by middle class families whose wealth comes from either being a Chartered Surveyor/Accountant, Lawyer, Architect or inherited farm land. Stay at home mummy's can be found volunteering at the village shop, Waitrose or walking their gundog.
Home to the Chalke Valley History Festival - a middle/upper class get together of the red trousers brigade talking about politics and history.
Person 1: Where do you live?
Person 2: I live in the Chalke Valley
Person 1: Wow, what an achievement.
this big fat gay emeril lovin', too fat a head to be lookin' at one gay compaq monitor, ex rockstar, now directin' no one, half mil house buyin', pirate wantin' to be, orange mullet trimmin', gay broke ass lezburu drivin' beeyotch who wants my balls in his mouth!
JoE: You---have you seen uncle chalk?
daVe: Yeah---he's cutting his mullet today...that fat son of a bitch!
JoE: balls in your mouth guy! play wheelbarrow!
Describes the chest nipples when they become erect as they resemble pink chalk.
It's really cold, my nipples look like pink chalk.
dried log-like feces. Created through excessive hotdog dumping. Chunks are left in the sun in Africa to dry into a baked solid defecation stick and then used to draw on walls of caves.
Ben: Why does this cave smell so bad
Jake: Because we're in an African cave where the natives have drawn with poop chalk for thousands of years... and just yesterday. Watch your step, you don't want to get snicker foot.