Cheesy Dangle

A unisex word used to describe discharge of any description from the genitals hanging off thier arse hairs. Usually is of a cheesy consistancy and appearance. Not to be confused with a brand of chips.

I haven't showered in 4 days and I found a cheesy dangle.

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Cheesy Domper

A player, usually in Primary School soccer, where the offside rule doesn't apply, who stands as close to the goalline as possible and does either of two things :-

1. Get his foot onto a shot from a fellow teammate in order to claim the goal

or

2. Hangs around waiting for the ball to rebound off the post or be saved by the 'keeper in order to knock it in from 2 yards.

The most Cheesy of all Dompers is adept at doing both.

See also goal hanging

I wouldn't play with Nigel. He's a bit of a cheesy domper.

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cheesy crust

(noun) The process of lacing you or your partner's penis with Cheeto dust, letting it harden, and eating it off like a dick Dorito shell within the next few hours. Typically practiced in the Philippines and in Italy.

'Susan was wild last night.'
'What'd she do?'
'She gave me a cheesy crust and my dick still smells like cheese after showering.'
'Damn, that's hot.'

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cheesy scrotum

tastes like cheese on toast

mum ive burnt my dick on the grill

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cheesy crust

Used when describing a penis that developed white muck in the wrinkels around the head due to poor hygiëne.

If it wasn't for my cheesy crust I would have shagged her on the spot.

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Cheesy eggs

1. A combination of scrambled eggs and cheddar cheese. Add bacon bits, salt, pepper, or hot sauce as needed.
2. The food of the gods.

A: What do you want to eat?

B: Can you make some cheesy eggs? I love those things.

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cheesy penis

When you are trying to get wip cream but you accidentally grab spray cheese and spray it on your dick to make things kinky

So Steve accidentally grabbed the spray cheese least night instead of wip cream, it tasted hecka nastttty.

He gave that cheesy penis...

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