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Bad ass cannabis Chef who makes fire edibles!!
Have you tried Chef Khronic’s private reserve? It’s bomb!
A lazy fat bastard who always post rant comments on every non-Gordon Ramsay cooking Youtube videos about the lack of seasoning where in reality it is well-seasoned, incorrect way of chopping onions etc.., or simply they spot and find insignificant mistakes and then proceeds to rant about it. They gain their culinary knowledge by watching Gordon Ramsay videos (mostly on Hells Kitchen and Kitchen Nightmares) and believes that Ramsay is the only best-of-all chef and noboby can beat him.
John: *watching cooking video* What a bloody fucker, he overcook the pork by 1 second *proceeds to rant*.....*screams autistically*
Fred: *sitting besides John* Why the fuck you screaming asshole
John: Oh yeah?.... this loser chef in the video cant even cook and calls himself a chef? Imma even a better chef than this twat!!!
Fred: lmao you retarded, you cant even cook bruh...... lmao lmao you always relied on mcdonalds you fucking internet chef
Someone who is cool, chill and very funny!!! He is full of surprises, a mystery man even. Despite the name this person can't cook at all, unless they are of Somali descent. They are probably very athletic and prefer sports like basketball or soccer.
1. A really cool, laid back, funny, and all around a great guy that has a tendency to fall for crazy women that lie, cheat, and ruin his life. Also he is a great cook and very very good in bed and never bottoms.
2. A guy that doesn't know shit about cars but can make any woman orgasm easily and multiple times.
3. A guy with a perfect dick. It's nice and thick and big, but it's not too big that it would ever cause excessive pain.
4. A guy that can make anybody orgasm. Is bisexual and can suck dick just as good as he can eat pussy. Has an amazing dick, but more importantly knows how to use it.
1. That guy is a real Chef Jef... Poor guy.
2. That guy was a real Chef Jef. I lost count of how many times I came!
3. Oh my god, that was the best sex of my life! You can fuck me whenever you want, Chef Jef!!
4. Chef Jef should totally be a porn star. His sex is the hottest no matter who he is with.
When your food dosent come out for a while it's because a fat chef made it then ate it so they had to make it again.
Damn we must have a fat chef in the kitchen we have been here for 4 hours
A baker known for his bakery in Inkwell Isle, NY, if you say his name, it's said that he will blow your brains out
Person 1: Hey, guess what, I went to Inkwell Isle and even visite Chef Shitbaker's Baker- (gets his brains blown out)
Chef Shitbaker: That's what happens if you say my name
A cook that puts together a meal made from cheap, processed and prepackaged food.
Lunch tastes like shit, the the ghetto chef thinks KD & canmed tuna is a gourmet casserole.