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A set of warm fingerless gloves. Widely used during the autumn and winter months. Often seen on workmen and hobos because they are a middle ground between bare hands mittens. Allowing you to actually use your hands in the winter without getting frostbite.
The fuck you wearing? You look homeless... Yeah, well at least I can use my fuckin hands, you pillock.
Can you make me a pair of Chimney Sweepers? Yeah sure just let me grab my knife.
Stuffing panties into your girlfriend's vagina the day after her period has ended, lubing up your dick so you can have sex with her panty stuffed vagina, then pulling out the panties...and everything that comes with it.
I planned on eating my girlfriend out later, but first I gave her the ol' chimney sweeper to make sure she was cleaned out.
When you're comfy and wrapped up in a blanket in bed but leave just a little opening for airflow and proceed to blast the nastiest most egrigious fart known to man straight through your little exhaust hole and right into your face
Tom: Hey man, I was laying in bed and had the nastiest fart. It came straight through the opening I left in my blanket and suffocated me.
Al: Sounds like you London Chimney'd yourself, mate. Why?
A person who has a large mass of girls but doesn’t date one cus he wants multiple
See that queer chimney fuck the tree? Mess up man
When a guy nuts on a girl's chest then poops a steamy one on top of the nut
Last night I gave my ex-girlfriend a chestnut chimney because she deserved it!
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Smoking a copious amount of cigarettes daily for an extended period of time.