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The act of sticking ones thumb into the anal area of another person or perpetrator.
"The pit bull would not let go of my arm so I gave it the chocolate hitchhiker"
"My buddy had me in a headlock so I gave him the chocolate hitchhiker."
Friend: "what smells like shit?"
Me: "well my girl was being a bitch so I gave her the chocolate hitchhiker".
Engaging in anal sex inside a box, preferably cardboard.
My girlfriend surprised me with a box of chocolates for valentines day.
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From the movie "Coming to America" w/ Eddie Murphy- name of a band in it
"Let's give it up for Sexual Chocolate!"
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When you are banging a broad, right as you are about to cum you start punching her asshole so hard that your hand slips in.
Justin: Oh, did you bang Susan?
John: Hell yea, AND I gave her a Chocolate Ali.
Ben: You punched her asshole until your hand slipped in?
John: Hell yea, I KO'd her craphole.
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When you spew massive amounts of freshly inhaled vapor into another person's butthole creating a shit-vapor cyclone the likes of which Irma cannot compare to.
Jake: "Yo Grant what did you do with that girl last night?"
Grant: "I chocolate cycloned the shit out of her, my guy."
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The act of shitting in someones anus.
I'm going to give you a chocolate turnover tonight.
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A chocolate tear is when your ass waters just a little bit, it can either be from drinking too much espresso, or from your ass crying in anticipation of being penetrated.
1. He shed one chocolate tear from his winking brown eye.
2. Her ass cried a chocolate tear after he came early while fucking her up the butt.
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