Chocolate beyblade

The act in which a person experiencing diarrhoea spins on a Segway at high velocities, spewing large amounts of fecal matter in the general vicinity, in an act of dominance.

Guy 1: Ay bro, Imma have beat yo ass if you don’t back the fuck down.

Guy 2: try me bitch you, you don’t stand a chance against my chocolate beyblade. Imma let it rip all over yo weak ass.

Box of Chocolates

Engaging in anal sex inside a box, preferably cardboard.

My girlfriend surprised me with a box of chocolates for valentines day.

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Sexual Chocolate

From the movie "Coming to America" w/ Eddie Murphy- name of a band in it

"Let's give it up for Sexual Chocolate!"

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Chocolate Ali

When you are banging a broad, right as you are about to cum you start punching her asshole so hard that your hand slips in.

Justin: Oh, did you bang Susan?
John: Hell yea, AND I gave her a Chocolate Ali.
Ben: You punched her asshole until your hand slipped in?
John: Hell yea, I KO'd her craphole.

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Chocolate Cyclone

When you spew massive amounts of freshly inhaled vapor into another person's butthole creating a shit-vapor cyclone the likes of which Irma cannot compare to.

Jake: "Yo Grant what did you do with that girl last night?"
Grant: "I chocolate cycloned the shit out of her, my guy."

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Chocolate Turnover

The act of shitting in someones anus.

I'm going to give you a chocolate turnover tonight.

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pink chocolate

the vagina cavity of a woman with a darker complexion

i got some pink chocolate last night

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