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chunky guacamole

The act of pulling out your penis after anal sex, and finding chunks of green feces on it.

Friend 1: Hey bro did that girl from the club last night let you go in from the back?

Friend 2: Ya man, but I had to run because she had a bad case of chunky guacamole.

Friend 1: Yikes!

by Mike Vilosh February 09, 2018


chunky daddy

A young boy who enjoys having boys night's even when there are numerous attractive girls who want to attend, likes to confuse girls of their sexual orientation because he is so frustrating, and is some how attractive, just not physically. Some say he has a curse, that once you get the 'chunky' touch, you will never be the same again.

"How are you feeling about chunky daddy , (insert chunky daddy's victims name)?
"I don't know, I'm a bit confused about my sexual orientation"
"Ah! I know, you got "chunkied"

by Gubbi p March 19, 2018


chunky fanta

poggers.

according to tommyinnit,
“chunky fanta is poggers!”

by frostypotat0 December 27, 2020


mcdonalds chunkies

(noun) the things when you bite into a mcdonalds chicken nugget and you bite into the chunky pieces of fat and it makes that gross noise/feeling

1. Yuck! You like mcdonalds chunkies? Supa yuck.

2. Person 1: Ooh Ma, that mcdonalds chunkie all up in my tooth.
Person 2: Damn that sucks, man.

by cheesybread July 18, 2017


A Chunky Mandem

When you’re in a public place (usually a zoo or cinema) and a family who are all morbidly obese walk along arguing in height order.

“After giving my girlfriend a Greasy Steven the next day we went to the zoo and we got stuck between a Chunky Mandem

by Father Fudge July 13, 2018


Chunky Monkey

The result of a man pulling his shorts or pants up in an aggressive manner, effectively seperating the testicles and creating a spectactle resembling a balloon artist's encore performance.

That chunky monkey James pulled off last night deserves a medal. Can't believe he can't walk right this morning!

by Sabreraider March 13, 2022


Chunky cunk

When you take a PHAT NUT In your sister and it comes out like chunky milk so you suck it out and regurgitate it back into her mouth like a mama bird

Dude 1:bro I just had a chunky cunk in my sister

Dude 2: dude me too

by A guy that’s really stupid February 03, 2020