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Relating to the Anus, more specifically to the act of Anal Sex, also known as Hershey Highway in the USA
Shall I take you up Cadburys Close? or He took me up Cadburys Close last night
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Closing slippers are shoes worn by high power closers; they typically are highly polished and have poge tassels. Worn by the best closers in the world.
Dave go get your closing slippers on and write the deal!
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Someone who is obviously a chav but try to be as un-chavy as possible.
Oh god yeah, she's such a closed chav
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When the old ladys' knocked up and you aint getting any tail
my wife is pregnant but i want some pussy, i guess the playground's closed.
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A relationship yardstick. You're so close with someone that you would go to their funeral if they died.
So who's this girl Beryl I hear about?
Just a friend. We're not even funeral close.
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A group of guys with their penises in each other's assholes in such a way that the last man's penis is in the first man's asshole, creating a ring.
Guy 1: Hey man me and some friends are getting together this weekend for a closed circuit. You in?
Guy 2: Yeah man I'm free on Sunday!
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