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Clusterfucked

To be so drunk the world no longer makes sense (even 8 hours later)

"Oh look at that... I'm so clusterfucked I'm going to have a collision with the floor."

by Jayceeyooooo July 25, 2017


Bumper car clusterfuck

A person who is often wrongly l labeled a hot mess, or train wreck, but they are actually trying to do the right thing or better themselves only to wind up in a situation they can’t escape from no matter what they do.

She has tried many different paths in life, but she never succeeds and makes things worse than before. Her whole life is one big bumper car clusterfuck.

by gogeauxf June 10, 2021


clown car of clusterfuck

1. A shit-show; chaos at the top of a sinking corporate or entertainment hierarchy.
2. A revolving door of incompetent bosses.

Coined and used by wrestling promoter Eric Bischoff.

"It was a clown car of clusterfuck at the top so I didn't need to know nor did I care."

With who they were bringing in, I knew it was gonna be a clown car of clusterfuck at my job.

by I mean, yeah March 2, 2020


Supreme Clusterfuck

Similar to a regular clusterfuck, only 300% or so worse.

Tim's onstage performance was a Supreme Clusterfuck

by SystemShutDown March 4, 2018


clusterfuck

when looked at closely all human beings are a fuckin' mess or a clusterfuck

my life's a goddamn clusterfuck bitch

by @direlegion March 2, 2022


Clusterfuck

Brexit

Brexit's a clusterfuck

by namerealpseudonym October 15, 2019


clusterfuck

South Sudan, if you see the state of the country now, and how it even came to be.

South Sudan is a real clusterfuck, you know? Oy Vey, who let the Africans reproduce.

by orgyloverdoggystyle March 13, 2022