Shit Cobra

When your shit is so long it stands up out of the toilet.

I walked into the bathroom and there was a Shit Cobra staring at me.

Cobra Cousins

When two men have had sex, specifically gay sex, with the same man they are now Cobra Cousins. An unbreakable bond to be cherished forever

"Hey, how do you know Chet?"
"OH, we've both had magical nights with Brent"
"So you're Cobra Cousins? "
"Cobra Cousins for life"

paper cobra

When one flushes the toilet and it starts to back up, you thrust your hand into the water and grab the toilet paper blockage

I flushed the toilet, and it started to back up. I had no other choice than to have the paper cobra strike and remove the blockage so the water would go down.

King Cobra

A fucking badass .357 Magnum revolver made by the legendary gun manufacturer Colt.

Aye bro, I love that stainless steel Colt King Cobra you got! That’s a fucking beautiful piece!

surrender cobra

A hands-behind-head, elbows-flared pose by a fan witnessing a play likely leading to a loss by their team.

credit to gray hardison...The ball hasn't even left Curry's hand yet and I count 6.5 surrender cobras.

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Cobra Knob

Someone with a bent knob, dick or willy.
a cobra knob is very horrible to have put up your minge

Guy: Check out my sweet dick

Girl: URGH what a cobra knob get it away from me!

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The Sleeping Cobra

When you fall asleep after getting a blowjob from your lover.

Hey man, that's The Sleeping Cobra!

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