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A sex position where one person is curled up in a ball similar to a coconut and is ruthlessly railed by another person until they cause their genitalia to prolapse.
Yeah dude, I totally participated in a prolapsed coconut last night. Couldn’t fucking walk for hours
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When you crack open a coconut and mix jizz in with it to make it sweet and salty.
Server: would you like a coconut blow?
Person: Nah ill just have a club soda, thanks.
A polite way of saying "dumb idiot"
Why do you have to be a Coconut Cracker John?
Elephant dung, which contains a surprising excess of water, which can be drinkable given dehydration or boredom.
Yo fam, you see that video of bear grylls drinking from a Savannah coconut?
Amazing milk and when bought at chinese supermakets it has a sus woman on the side.
Joe: yo did you see that coconut milk carton
Jimmy: nah whats so special about it?
Joe: it has woman
Jimmy: DAYUM
When a man is receiving oral pleasure and at the point of ejaculation his partner sneezes, 'blowing back' the semen onto his testicles and thus making them look like the coconut snowball snack.
I was full on enjoying my blowie last night but the damn bitch sneezed at the last minute giving me a bad case of the coconut snowballs.
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