fishing for comments

Usually done by a desperate girl to any guy she meets & is slightly interested (but not always necessarily flirting) in where she asks him close-ended questions where the guy is forced to say nothing else but something nice about the girl asking the question , mean while boosting her confidence.

- the guy in these situations usually are "just friends" if this girl is already in a relation ship and her boyfriend finds out , BULLSHIT

Fishing for comments - Any self centered questions that come from an insecure girl

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Thirst Comment

When one comments on a social media picture or video awkwardly and publicly complimenting the people in the picture/video.

Connor left a thirst comment on my picture about his girlfriend.

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comment whore

A programmer that is obsessed with making comments for each part of the code.

person: hey did you comment your codes?
person2: STFU comment whore

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comment orgy

Attempting to get at least 100 comments on one blog post. Usually the blogger is tagged to write an entry for the comment orgy and then, if the blogger achieves the goal, the blogger tags another. If the blogger does not reach 100 comments, the comment orgy dies and shame falls upon the blogger's house forever.

Jen won't be embarrassed because her comment orgy just hit 104 comments.

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comment blocked

1) A way to keep your opinion to yourself but show negative energy.

1) Guy: Hey honey, what do you think of these short shorts?

Girl: hiccup

Guy: Are you ok?

Girl: yeah i'm fine lol I comment blocked myself.

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pocket commented

Getting a facebook comment on a picture or status from someone who did it accidentally in their pocket. Like a pocket dial

Amy- "cc"

What?

Amy- "Sorry, I pocket commented."

Amy- "cc"

What?

Amy- "Sorry, I pocket commented."

Public Commenter

A public commenter is one who comments on public pages, news articles or Facebook posts. These comments are not directed at anyone in particular and can often be riddled with grammatical errors.

It is often not until you become friends with someone that you find out they spend their spare time on the internet making unintelligent comments to an unspecified audience.

Natalie: "Oh, I found a really cute guy on Tinder the other day; then I found out he was a public commenter!"
Hayden: "A public commenter, what did he do?"
Natalie: "He commented on Mark Zuckerberg's recent post saying "The new Facebooks so dumb, bring da old one back!!!"
Hayden: "Should have swiped left!"