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Concrete or Gravel?

A term used by bouncers or bartenders when kicking out an unruly customer. Concrete; meaning the front door, the sidewalk; embarrassing and in public but semi-safe. Whereas, Gravel means to be kicked out of the backdoor; where all the bartenders, bouncers, and regulars throw the unruly customer into a not-so-friendly environment, where there are no bystanders or cameras, and they all proceed to beat the shit out of the unruly one(s).

Nick the Bouncer: Hey! Was that you just breaking all those bottles?

Lil' shit kid: Yeah, so what? Fuck off! (spits at Nick the Bouncer)

Nick the Bouncer: Well, that's an easy answer to Concrete or Gravel? Boys, we got a live one! (Nick the Bouncer grabs the Lil' shit kid & throws him out the back door. Slow & steady, four regular Joes walk out the door cracking their knuckles).

by Studs Lonigan III December 06, 2024


pouring concrete

an unique and exciting way to congratulate the announcement of a new grandchild

Nice wordle and we're pouring concrete over here

by BabyStark August 29, 2023


Concrete Pillow

A pillow that is made of concrete, made for the most manly men (Chuck Fuckin' Norris)

I'm a huge pussy, a concrete pillow would only break all the bones in my body when I sleep.

by Finn Germy June 02, 2017


Concrete Pedicure

To fill a bucket full of concrete, place feet in, let concrete set, toss in body of water.

I should have bought some floaties, I swim like a dead hooker with a concrete pedicure.

by Thegoatin-gtown May 25, 2011


Concreted

To put the concrete in one's mouth

I have concreted vanessa's evasion of the word concreted

by SpineSplitter December 02, 2017


Concrete dyke

Adj. A concrete dyke is a woman (Undefined, apparently) who's attracted to other women, while having the appearance of an experienced male concrete worker(hence the expression), or a tattoo'ed biker and having the attraction of males similar to a dumpster fire. Usually a social individual, surrounding itself with other of the same species, it will hunt both in herds of smaller numbers. Typical prey consists of Baconators, smaller individual white men, and diet sodas.

Man, if Shaniqua weren't black, she'd be a hella concrete dyke.

or:

"Amongst the accused of stampeding 16 people to death at black friday in Walmart is, this concrete dyke of a behemoth named Tanya, also known as One-Ton-Tanya in her local community. As she is currently on her third trial of similar infractions."

by Dr. Snøkesnøø March 13, 2023


Concreter's Holiday

An Australian term to describe someone who is currently incarcerated.

Yeah nah, he is currently on holiday…” “oh, that sounds ripper” “nah yeah, a Concreter's Holiday he should be out in 6”

by Doing big no January 29, 2025