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A person that deliberately looks for conversations to kill.
Kieth: ...and so that's why I always...
*Conversation Hunter enters room.*
Hunter: Penis.
Kieth: ... WTF?
Hunter: My work here is done! *Dissapears*
Someone who mixes different parts of different converstions you had together and makes it sound like something you did not say. One who samples differents pieces of conversations together to make it seem like you said something you didn't just as a DJ samples music
My mom is such a conversational DJ, always twisting my words and mixing different shit.
A person who is in a deep conversation, and all of the sudden says a random thing, sentence, or thought, that kills the conversation.
Much like a speed bump, it slows you down, and leaves you confused, stranded, and a little freaked out.
Shelly: Hey, so how was your date last night?!
Clara: zomg you'll never guess what James did last night...
Shelly: what?!!
Clara:... hmmm... today my dog got a bath. he doesn't like water. you should have seen him squirm! hehe i like dogs! do you like dogs?
Shelly:..... conversation bumper much?!
When there is a passing conversation between two friendly people, but for some reason it is awkward. The word “good” will be used several times and is usually repeated several times even in one a single trailing response.
"Good Conversation"
Evan: Hey Chris, how are things going?
Chris: Good, how are you?
Evan: Good. Did you have a good weekend?
Chris: Yeah it was good. How was your weekend?
Evan: Good…good
Chris: Good…
Evan: Alright, I’ll see you later.
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An entire conversation discussed about nothing except obvious facts. Usually held on awkward blind dates, between coworkers, conversations between a father and his porn star daughter, or a douchebag who thinks he's smooth while trying to hit on a girl.
Rob: So, It's rained everyday this week.
Kelly: Yeah. It usually stops near September, though.
Rob: Mhmm.
Kelly: Yeah.
Rob: So did you watch the 49ers last evening? They lost.
Kelly: Yep. The score was 24-21, right?
Rob. Yes.
Kelly: Can you believe we have to go to work an hour earlier tommorow?
Rob: Yes.
Kelly: ...Okay this is a very obvious obvious conversation
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A line or phrase that is either purposely used to end a conversation with someone as soon as possible, or a comment that unwittingly ends a conversation.
Tony: Ey man, whats up!
Simon: Nothing.
Tony: What you been up to today?
Simon: Not much.
Tony: Such a conversation killer...
or
Joe: The new CD is so good!
Mark: Yeah, tell me about, it's great!
Lisa: I totally agree with you guys.
Tim: I bought a new shirt today!
Joe: ...
Mark: ...
Lisa: Nice conversation killer!
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The feeling you get after leaving a conversation, when you think of all things you should have said, witty, wise or informative.
Man i totally should have told her what not to do in her current situation. Im overhelmed by conversational remorse right now.
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