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Short, Thin or Thick Hair
Used as a Roast to define those who have Short, ugly, thin hair.
(no racism)
Girl on the internet: Girl you ugly asf
Me: And? You got coochi hair so you cover that up with weave, stahp it-
In reference to a woman's vagina so incredibly disgusting that it seems like roaches could come out of it at any time.
Ryan: "Dude, this girl I matched with on Tinder had a total roachy coochie. That shit was disgussin man."
Bill: "Damn man, that shit is nasty as hell. I'd still hit it though."
A rod with a feather on the tip to penetrate or tickle the cooch.
I got bored last night so i used my Mom’s coochie tickler
It's when yo coochie got flakes and when you ich it flakes fall
Bitch that's why yo momma got coochie corn, stank ass BITCH
It’s a fucking gourmet dish. A good pussy with a lot of hair, some people find it disgusting.
Boy 1:Fuck that furry coochie was fire
Boy 2: Yuh
Boy 3: the fuck
When your friend asks why your single. You tell them you're looking for Meaningful Coochie. The type of coochie that won't flake, ghost you, or leave you with Tinder Balls. Similar to Tinder Tart, only this time you got first date off seeing her irl.
Friend 1: Hey man why the fuck do I keep getting fucked over? All this Coochie is nice but I can't settle.
Friend 2: I don't know man, find yourself
some Meaningful Coochie.
When the vaginal canal starts leaking with juices.
Guy 1: Last night the girl that I was with had tons of juices flowing.
Guy 2: Bro... That's called coochie cum.