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When you stick your girl in the oven at 350 degrees and she turns into dust, then you rebuild her and then she wants to have sex with you
Boy: Hey babe you wanna try the coochie cracker
Girl: Sure why not, It sounds fun
Boy: *throws girl in oven*
Girl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WTF
In reference to a woman's vagina so incredibly disgusting that it seems like roaches could come out of it at any time.
Ryan: "Dude, this girl I matched with on Tinder had a total roachy coochie. That shit was disgussin man."
Bill: "Damn man, that shit is nasty as hell. I'd still hit it though."
A rod with a feather on the tip to penetrate or tickle the cooch.
I got bored last night so i used my Mom’s coochie tickler
It's when yo coochie got flakes and when you ich it flakes fall
Bitch that's why yo momma got coochie corn, stank ass BITCH
Short, Thin or Thick Hair
Used as a Roast to define those who have Short, ugly, thin hair.
(no racism)
Girl on the internet: Girl you ugly asf
Me: And? You got coochi hair so you cover that up with weave, stahp it-
A Person that believes in conserving the coochie till marriage
Ethan: Hey Fred have you and Ann had intercourse with your genitals yet?
Fred: No! I’m a Coochie Conservationist
Ethan: oh ok Fred I hope her juices are fermenting nicely 😀