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When a female expunges air from her vagina.
During yoga class, our instructor clam coughed; it sounded like a small trumpet and some folks applauded.
An intense coughing fit that results in shitted pants
Reilly; last night i smoked too much and had a terrible case of shit's cough, didn't even have a spare change of underwear
Angus;mmmmm!
used after one has coughed.
like bless you except for the coughee, not the sneezee.
calm down but for when someone is coughing.
Billy: *coughs*
Jimmy: cough down broski! people dont want to hear your throat being destroyed
When you take a hit of weed and it makes you cough so hard you want to die, but you keep smoking.
I was coughing so hard but it was my turn in the rotation so, cough and rally.
A Wife who coughs (signs as a bird would do) in sleep every night!
The cough is commonly caused by regularly smoking cigarettes and is accompanied with the noise of congested chest.
Cough bird starts singing after 2 or 3 o'clock in the morning!
She always magically has money to buy, and time to go and buy cigarettes. She has a bad smell on her breath and at night makes the whole bed stinks like cigarette.
Cough Bird can live off only cigarettes and coffee for days. She likes to drink white wine at night, of course with ice to make the coughing non-stop!
The neighbour's wife is such a loud "Cough Bird" that her husband is doomed and cursed to suffer from sleep deprivation!
The winter cough that afflicts British folk, so called as it is both simultaneously serious enough to be nearly dying and needing antibiotics but simultaneously not bad enough to be COVID and in need of a PCR.
So called after Schrodinger's cat, a thought experiment in which a hypothetical cat may be considered simultaneously both alive and dead as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.
"Remember that fella who wanted antibiotics the other day? Schrodinger's cough, couldn't be COVID so couldn't possibly go for a PCR"