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could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?

a paradox made up by stoners with nothing better to do

stoned guy 1)could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?
stoned guy 2)WHOOOOAAAAAA!!! i don't know.... what a thinker!!!
stoned guy 1)tell me about it

by EatMyFukk May 13, 2008

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You could run me over and i'd still say thank you

To say that they could do anything to you and you'd still say thank you because you love them too much.

"Colby Brock, you could run me over and I'd still say thank you. He is so hot."

by laurensenx August 4, 2019

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how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

You had to be pretty bored to look this one up.

A woodchuck would chuck so much wood he wouldn't know how much wood he chucked.

by Bark. Tree, Bark. March 6, 2005

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris

a wood chuck would chuck no chuck norris, even if a wood chuck could chuck norris.

Instead of "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris?"
How about How much wood would a chuck norris chuck if a chuck norris would chuck wood?

Think about that.

by Adrian July 13, 2006

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

Questions usually asked by inquisitive children, such as:
Why are we here?
Which came first? The chicken or the egg?

Son: Dad, How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Dad: A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

by caxwl July 13, 2004

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

A riddle asked to little children and is still unanswerable.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, to measure the amount, the chucker had to count, which only a human could. Well if the counter couldn't chuck and the chucker couldn't count then there is nothing each other could say. The only conclusion and the single solution is that chucking wood is gay.

No woodchuck could chuck Chuck Norris.

The answer is Undefined

by Narto928 June 7, 2009

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how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

a wood chuck should never be judged on quantity of wood just the quality of said wood.

should a woodchuck choose not to chuck wood it is his choice and his choice alone he should not be judged on his motives for chucking said wood

the question being asked should be what KIND of wood a woodchuck chucks if he so chooses to chuck said wood

a woodchuck that chucks 500 chords of oak is no greater than a woodchuck that chucks 1 chord of cedar

a woodchuck that chooses not to chuck wood is just as much as a woodchuck as one that doesnt.

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

by tom-curly July 4, 2011

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