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Covfefe is an acronym
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The United States President withdrew from The Paris Agreement on climate change, a real covfefe!
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covfefe
Concerted Onslaught of Verifiably False Editorials Faulting Enemies (C.O.V.F.E.F.E.)
A Press Coup or Conspiratorial effort to publish political gossip as a factual scoop with anonymous sources vouching authenticity
A short cue to MSM to 'Cover Foreign Enemy of Foreign Enemy' which is seeding distracting for public consumption
DJT: 'despite the constant negative press covfefe' ...we are gonna build that wall if it takes a GOFUNDME Campaign
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/ku-fe-fay/
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1. a situation or entity that has failed in every way; something that has gone completely wrong.
"Electing Trump might have seemed like a good idea at the time but, unfortunately, his administration has turned into a real covfefe."
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Covfefe (noun): Physiological condition characterized by short, stumpy baby fingers that can't reach across the phone screen to hit all the keys on the on-screen keyboard. This condition often results in typographical errors while tweeting that are spread throughout the internet to great comic effect. Also known to present with orange skin.
Now I know why Trump's tweets never make sense. He's got a case of covfefe.
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Arabic meaning "I will stand up"
Despite the constant negative press covfefe.
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Composition of acronyms used in quarterly performance reviews for staff at some professional service firms (CO/VFE FE): Consistently Outperforming/ Very Frequently Exceeding Firm Expectations. Typically denotes the top 2 performance levels, achievement of which is usually required for career advancement or continuation. Exact nomenclature varies by firm. Common lower levels are Frequently Exceeds, Strong Contribution and Inconsistent Performance.
The term became a matter of public debate when Donald Trump, 45th President of the USA, tweeted it. Trump may have gained knowledge of the term during his business career or in government.
"Congratulations to the consultants who were graded CO/VFE and who will now assume project-management positions"
"Despite the negative press, I'm covfefe"
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N.
Covfefe is the once secret name of an ancient tentacle monster that white supremacists fornicate with. The name was leaked to the public when Donald Trump, well known leaker of classified info, tweeted while relieving his arousal upon its girth. In the throes of passion, Trump cried out the name of his lover mid-tweet, EJACULATING IT INTO CYBERSPACE!
Transcript of the Incident:
Trump: Despite constant negative press-
Covfefe: *thrusts its engorged girth deep into its lover*
Trump: *consumed by the spell of EROS* Covfefe!
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