cow boots

Cowboy boots for buckle bunnies

That girls wearin’ cow boots! Yee Haw!

Fuzzy Cow

A term used by gay women to describe a husky, large woman with a lot of body hair.

Her sexual tastes run toward Fuzzy Cows.

moo cows

Many cows of the moo status. Cows that moo. Plural of moo cow.

Bob: hey look, moo cows!
Bill: hell YEAH!!!

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Lactating Cow

one who interjects randomly, interrupting someone in a conversation, like a cow who is full of milk and lactates spontaneously.

Thomas: Bro. you won't believe what happened to me last night, I was driving home and....
Gilbert: Yo you wanna hear a dead baby joke.
Thomas: Stfu and let me talk don't be a fucking lactating cow.

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Cow nigger

A term for indians

Hey look, those cow niggers are shitting on the streets again!

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mad cow

Common name for Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy (BSE), a cattle disease that causes the brain to waste away. It takes about 4-7 years for cattle to show symptoms of the disease after being exposed to it, but once symptoms become visible the cattle die within weeks. One way this disease is spread is by feeding the meat from infected cattle to other cattle (meat from infected sheep may also cause the disease). OTHER ANIMALS...IE, FISH CAN NOT GET THIS DISEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the mad cow was angry

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cows lick

a point in someones hair, usually on the fringe which is permently up. It is impossible to put down even with gel.

eric: man your hair is a state
ian: its not my fault i was born with this cows lick

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