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The leader of people who just get a little too toasted all the time. Typically wook like.
Captain Crispy is always so fuckin high, he seems to be burnt out
A chaotic Canadian gremlin with 0 braincells and negative emotional understanding, who sends shrek and grug videos and traumatizes people with weird story times and even weirder gifs.
Someone who spends a minimum of 10 hours writing and 7 hours making OMORI Christian lore that makes you wonder how this all came to be. Someone who's written language consists of barely decipherable words and letters mashup and jumbled together like an uncooked salad.
Someone who's english consists of various sounds like "RRAAAAH" and "HSAHWSS", to the point where you wonder what they are saying. Someone who makes lore (I refuse to admit its funny) on random paragraphs of text from books and stories.
"In their spare time they also photoshop the faces of their companions onto various objects. They have pasted their own face onto Nicholas cage’s nostrils. This is the species known as the Crispy Piss", as described by the 4th Wall herself.
And an unhinged, concerning, yet nice friend to be around :))
"Man what are all those shrek and grug videos you keep getting pinged with?"
"Oh those? Crispy Piss sent it to me"
"... Again?"
A glazed face as the result of rubbing it all over a wet pussy.
Alternately, when a woman sits on you and rubs her pussy all over your face.
---YUM---
"Baby I love it when you grind on my face, now come kiss my crispy cream"
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snowboard and skateboard company from the east coast
Check out this fresh new Crispy Whips board.
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A cereal that's so freakin' good, it tastes twice- Once in your mouth and once in your esophagus.
I love Schenectady Crispies
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White New Balance 600 series Dad shoes. Specifically the 608's or the 624's
Mark threw his old crispy boi's on the boiler to dry and slipped into a fresh pair
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When you butt fuck someone and you orgasm in their asshole not too deep inside and you let the cum harden to fully solidify their asshole shut
She is going to get a crispy cream but she dont know yet!
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