Random
Source Code
Random
When the guy cums on the girls pussy and waits for the cum to dry up until it's crusty.
Megan likes to eat crusty pussy.
19👍 5👎
When a man or transvestite holds their erect penis 1-3 inches from the eye of the sleeping victim. The cock is masturbated until ready to explode, the victim is then woken up by a loud yell or titty twister. At this point the penis unleashes its gooey white load into the victims eye and the victim is promptly knocked out again via a solid donkey punch by a sidekick. A short while later the victim will wake up to realize that they can no longer open one of their eyes as the man gravy has become quite crusty, much to their dismay. To greater effect two cocks can be used to ensure full blindness.
"I totally Crusty Nagasaki'd T.J on Friday night, he was being a douche so he deserved it. Watching him run around half blind afterwards was priceless"
17👍 4👎
crusty vag is when the walls of the vagina are lacking in moisture, in rare occasions when the vagina is at its upmost crustiness the vagina walls begin to fall apart, out of the entrance of the vag (vagina) a solution to crusty vag is to submerge the vag in warm tea for 4 - 6 hours, earl grey is best. the tea must be kept warm, this can be acheived by using a small candle or bunsen burner, or if you are lucky enough to have a bath in your kitchen you can use the hob.
geoffrey: what is that smell, smells like a jar of old foreskins thats been sitting under a radiator for 10 years
izzy: i dont know, its definitly not my vag
(izzy gets off her chair and scratches her vag)
geoffrey: there are smelly flakes falling out your skirt, you have crusty vag you vile slut
izzy: omg, no , this is so cringe, can you arrange a bath of earl grey for me
25👍 8👎
A Crusty Mother, also known as the Cunt Cutter, is a sexual act in which a male pre-dries his sperm before sex, and slathers it all over his dick in order to make it rougher and a more painful experience for the girl, or enjoyable if she is into that sort of shit.
"Bro, I just gave her a Crusty Mother. She'll be crossing her legs for weeks!"
When Sara does not wash the dirty debo out of her vagina for weeks at a time and uses her panties to scrub his dinner plate
Debo thinks his spaghetti taste like tuna casserole must have got a crusty sara
Those little ankle biters with the shit lips and ugly ass teeth. The owners call it a dog. It's usually named Coco or Princess or some shit.
"I'd like you to meet my dog, Princess! Don't worry she doesn't bite."
"Now that's one crusty dog"
dried up jizz left all over pants after beating off
cory has crusty keebler all over his shirt