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the most top-tier couple, the literal definition of “meant to be”
“hey girl, did you see caleb and crystal yesterday?”
“yeah girl, they’re definitely the next barack and michelle obama”
Smashing up crystal meth and snorting it instead of injecting it
Guy 1: Oh man i forgot the syringe, how we gonna get our meth fix?
Guy 2: Let's just crystal smash!
A lesbian which is obsessed with crystals and spiritual things to .do with them
Crystal lesbian: wow you should really use this crystal to protect you from bad energy.
Pass me the crystal pistol I wanna get lit and off my dick
Pass me the crystal pistol and I’ll suck your cok clean off your hips (Erin withers aka Smithers saying)
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When sexual fluids crystallize in ones pubic region.
*after finishing* “I’d love to stay and cuddle but I’ve really got to pluck out these pube crystals in the bathroom”
A drug made from the blood of vampires. In its crystal form it can be dissolved under your tongue or diluted and injected. If powdered it can be snorted like coke.
The high achieved leaves you feeling like you own the night. Your sight and hearing are heightened and your speed and reflexes as well as strength is increased.
Side effects: Increased sexual desires, sensitivity to light and strange cravings for the taste of blood.
Average trip is 4-6 hours.
Don't pull a Buffy on me. I didn't mean to bite you. The black crystal made me do it.
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Said of anything which is very addictive, but not necessarily good for you.
"Have you played City of Heroes? It's crystal methalicious."
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