Grapefruit Cycle

The act of putting a grapefruit in the vaginal area of a woman and seeing if it comes out of the rectum

Guy 1 : Dude, I totally put the grapefruit cycle on my gf

Guy 2 : The what?

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Cycle Babble

The continuous ramblings of a women regarding her current menstrual cycle. May include but is not limited to: complaints about and description of symptoms, commentary on how easy men have it, and a running narative lasting 5-8 days on how it seems like she just had her period last week.

"I had to listen to Jenna's Cycle Babble all the way to Detroit. You'd think she was the only person who ever had a period!"

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lunar cycle

All the phases of the Moon

The third day of the lunar cycle
Metonic cycle

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Spin Cycle

When a female inserts a tide pod into her mouth and proceeds to give a blow job until the tide pod ruptures and dissolves.
Invented by Dream Vo

"Hey man, my girlfriend gave me the spin cycle yesterday! My dick is so clean."

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hit a cycle

Having oral, vaginal and anal sex while busting on the women's face completeing the cycle. 4 objectives and four bases hence the meaning hit a cyle!

Yesterday my true mak daddy kong came out, I took her back to my place and hit a cycle !!!!pow!

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Calvin Cycle

Contrary to popular belief, the Calvin Cycle does not refer to the process of photosynthesis in plants. It refers to the online Internetainer Leafyishere. Similar to the Keemstar Cycle, the cycle follows as such:

1. Bullying

2. YouTube Drama
3. Shitty Behavior Backfires
4. Plays Victim

The Calvin Cycle is almost certain to coincide with the Keemstar Cycle.

"Did you see how Leafy pulled a typical Calvin cycle last week."

"One week the Keemstar Cycle, followed suite by the Calvin Cycle. When will this madness end."

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pee cycle

The phenomenon where you find yourself seeing the same people going to the bathroom at the same time when you're at work, school, a restaurant, etc.

"Fancy seeing you in here again...we must be on the same pee cycle."

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