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Dakota Fanning

A clever trap designed by Scientologists to send unsuspecting middle-aged men to jail where they will be raped by other Dakota Fans.

Prisoner 1: So what are you in for?
Prisoner 2: Dakota Fanning.

by mrbrownpants March 10, 2009

46๐Ÿ‘ 53๐Ÿ‘Ž


north dakota

there is almost nothing there; farmers, plains, prarie, fat people, roosevelt natl park and fargo- that's all to north dakota

North dakota- what the hell is there?

by StatesDude April 1, 2004

157๐Ÿ‘ 210๐Ÿ‘Ž


south dakota

A state that is rich in tradition, has amazing people and is definately has some of the most extreme temps all in a year. However west river South Dakota, the best part of the state, is willing to auction off the eastern side of the state to the highest bidder. Truely west river has so much more to offer! You can find this bidding on e-bay.

A: East River South Dakota is the best.
B: I would repectfully have to disagree, and say that west river South Dakota is better but i encourage you to try and support your opinion!
A: We have rivers and hunting, Sioux Falls and the Corn Palace,
B: Well we have rivers, hunting as well as some of the most beautiful and fun state and national parks, not to mention our most famous national monument, whether you would like to go for a hike, a bike ride, or a walk on the beach, skiing, snowboarding, or any winter fun west river has it all; from the hot springs of the southern Black Hills to the only place where the bottom of the creek freezes before the top in the northern Hills. It is not all mother nature, but there is something for everyone. But thank you for your opinion.
A:Wow i guess you are right i should move to the Black Hills right now.

by oestaar March 4, 2009

60๐Ÿ‘ 73๐Ÿ‘Ž


dakota fanning

An ugly little kid who thinks shes the shit and wants to seem smart when her goal in life is to be tom cruise's prop for public events.

Dakota Fanning is an ass kissing motherfucker

by opTIAshizzNAZZ May 5, 2006

183๐Ÿ‘ 258๐Ÿ‘Ž


South Dakota

Place where we do indeed have technology. Sure, our population is small, but the people are actually friendly. Yes, we do have quite a few rednecks but that's not the entire state... And nobody here cares about Mt. Rushmore or the corn palace, we think of it just the same as the rest of you....kinda lame.... and btw, you think we love all you tourists either???? it annoys the hell out of us in the summer!

Person 1: Hey dude let's go diss on a state that we've only been to on the stupid vacations our parents make us go on.
Person 2: You mean somewhere like South Dakota, where all the tourists go to see Mt. Rushmore and where all the locals hate us?
Person 1: Yep, pretty much...

by aboredcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz December 6, 2008

44๐Ÿ‘ 55๐Ÿ‘Ž


North Dakota

A Government Conspiracy used to funnel money towards secret projects. The area where North Dakota sits doesn't actually have any people besides a few government workers. All the Federal money that "goes" to North Dakota is used for projects the government doesn't want the public to know about. I mean think about it, have you ever met anyone from North Dakota?

Sec. of Defense: Hey, we need to make sure North Dakotas "Highways" are in good condition, there is a big "blizzard" coming.

by FamousTitles February 16, 2011

25๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


dakota cheynne

the girl that eveyone loves.
sporty
funny
clever
an angel
the naughty girl
loves to hang with friends
very church and family oreinted.

loves her man.

My name is Dakota Cheynne, and yes I'm taken by a very wonderful man.

by [dAkOtA_cHeYnNe] August 31, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž