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People who are named Damian (usually identify as male) are really short. They are very sensitive about this.
"Did you see him? He's so short!"
"Obviously. He's a Damian."
0/5 stars. will NOT go to the bar with you.
Hey did you have fun last night?
Nah dude, I should’ve known, Damian never wants to go to the bar with me.
Damian is such an interesting person. He doesn't go into detail on how he is, he just makes sure to be absolutely flawless to anyone he's hanging out with, especially me. He doesn't flake on anyone, and is always there to be a shoulder to cry on. If you have a Damian in your life, you are an extremely lucky person. <3
BIG ASS NOSE HEADASS MOTHERFUCKER AND IS A FUCKING MAN WHORE AND A SLUT
Me-damian is such a slut
DJanae_ right
a kid who most likely goes to a smart school and is fairly smart but acts like a dumbass. He is most likely a self-conscious bitch who says he's really fat but in reality he actually isn't. He will make you laugh most of the time but he can really overstep his boundaries. Also never trust him with your secrets, he can't keep them. But overall, Damian is a pretty swell guy.
Todd: "Bro, i just told Mike a big secret and he told the whole school!"
Jeffery: "Wow, he is such a Damian."
Damian is a tall twiggy kid with a girl that is cringe asf most likey with the name Jessica Lessa or Tessa. A brunette kid with a weird mid cut like a korean guy, and a 2 millimeter penis and sometimes he thinks a microscope wont save him, but has big balls.
Girl #1: Omg Damian is so annnoying >:/
Girl #2: frr
Girl #3: Annd his girlfriend is such an e kitten, so cringee
Damian: STOP TALKING SHIT ABOUT MY GIRL BITCH *punches wall*