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When in the middle of intercourse, one would wear a Darth Vader mask with nothing else on. Then during the act one says, "I am your father!!"
I totally sexy Darth Vader-ed her last night
1. The underside of the tip of a penis. sometimes concealed by skin if the owner of the helmet is uncircumcised.
Man that slut was licking all over my darth vader helmet.
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An insult used to insult someone's character. Actual meaning unknown, but probably just a simple pseudorhyme.
"Oh yeah? Well you're a Darth Vader Mastubator!"
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Darth Deceptious is the absolute ruler of the Sith Empire. He is said to be immortal, wise, and all-powerful, standing above all the Sith Lords, even the Dark Council. He is the supreme master over the Dark Side of the Force and rules with an iron fist. Deceptious is cruel, ruthless, and cunning and makes examples of those who would dare oppose his supreme rule or attempt to remove him from the Imperial Throne. Deceptious is the one true Sith, a master of masters.
"Imperial Moff: I just had a government meeting with Darth Deceptious. He is as fearsome and frightening as they all say.
Imperial Officer: Yes, he really is. When I first met him, I thought it would have been the end of me."
"Did you know Darth Deceptious is the ruler of Sith? It's shocking to know he overthrew the last Emperor from power."
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It's a term you can use in any random context you want to.
You just got Golden Darth Vader'd oh yeah!
Don't you dare Golden Darth Vader me.
Ooh that's such a nice Golden Darth Vader you have.
Im totally going to Golden Darth Vader you.
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Another twist on the classic Houdini, start off in the normal houdini fashion (doing your lady from the rear) while breathing heavily in her ear as though you have a severe respiratory condition.
Upon reaching the vinegar strokes, spit on the hapless victims back, when she turns around unleash your man-milk into her face and shout "I AM YOUR FATHER!" to which she should reply "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"Christ your mum really enjoyed the Houdini Darth Vader last night Steve"
"does that mean we're related?"
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When you have sex with someone then proceed to wipe your penis off on their curtains.
Neil is a cleanliness freak so I gave him a pink darth vader.
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