To be dealt minge, you have to be paid a subscription fee to your personal minge dealer.
A longer time than was promised, and in some cases never showing up.
*Friend 2 shows up an hour late*
Friend 1: God damn, took you a dealers minute to get here.
Friend 2: My bad, I didn’t mean to lag so hard.
Kissing a drug dealer. Who doesn’t like it?
I kissed Honey king on national kiss a drug dealer day!
A person who is so hard they make your eyes water. Often a large bloke who could be described as a meathead or pickler. Not to be messed with in case of serious repercussions. Generally not particularly intelligent, empathetic, jovial or gregarious, but not to be fucked with!
Did you see that bloke standing at the bar with that bit of blonde gash? What an onion dealer!
A loser, grumpy. A failed rapper
And failing sound cloud user
Ewww your sutch a big daddy dealer
Mop dealer is a thug boss, a sir of crime who has a lotta money.
"Go back to ripping off mop dealers" -Joker