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On December 28th as of 2024, dank memers, brainrot sigmas, and skibiditards will have to participate in Blumpkinday to stay sigma. This involves males receiving fellatio from a friend, girlfriend, or wife whilst defecating on a toilet, just to multiply and add uncountable amounts of aura.
(Note: Only non-disabled sigmas 18 years and older can participate in Blumpkinday, as to prevent noncery.)
Aura will double if the toilet in question is an actual Skibidi Toilet Mystery Surprise Toy, which you are receiving fellatio upon, taking a shit in, and busting a nut upon. Bonus points if the toilet head pops up to pleasure you, but be weary of your poop flying out.
Blumpkin: Getting your dick sucked while pooping on a toilet.
Blumpkinday (Dec. 28): The day where you gotta get a blumpkin.
National small hands day if u have small hands your gay but if u have big hands your in luck your not gay
Hey it’s dec 24th are you gay?
No why
Bc u have small hands ?
National ask a girl out day, on Dec 8th ask your crush out! Go up to your crush and ask her/him.
Tim: “Hey Joey Do you know what day it is?”
Joey: “No why?”
Tim: “its Dec 8th national ask your crush out day!
ask out your crush or kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend on the neck day
girl 1: Today is the day to ask him it is dec 8
girl 2: Good luck girl
National say hello a little too vigorously day
It was Dec 4th so we all covered our asses
The day when a special, talented, handsome, tall guy called Lotobi Gozie was born.
Dec 5th is really a great day.