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Someone who uses the excuse "OMG like you know me you fat pig!"
Britt used "The Twinkie Defense" when we found out she was a fat girl named "Lora"!
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Locking yourself in the bathroom and asking an intruder to please take what he wants and then leave your house.
Because people in Massachusetts are not allowed to defend their life, liberty, or property. This is based on the liberal notions that if we reason politely with criminals they will surely not harm us, and that defending ourselves lowers us to the level of the criminal. (Since liberals do not believe in levels of humanity, this is difficult to comprehend.)
Oh, goodness gracious, a Pachuco is breaking into our home! Everyone get into the bathroom! We're going to practice Massachusetts self-defense!
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1.The guarding or protecting of the left lane on an interstate using an unreasonably small following distance.
2. Preventing other motorists from entering the fast lane when the situation arises.
There were at least 3 cars in front of me with their left blinker on during stop and go traffic on the highway. However, they could not shift over while I had my left lane defense up.
A martial arts technique for Nunchucks wherein the person uses one hand to protect their Dong (Penis) and the other hand firmly grasps the nunchucks and in one motion swings the nunchucks over their head like their life depended on it.
Popularized by the Showtime TV show WEEDS
Your in a forest surrounded by the enemy... The enemy inches in closer. When they are just inches away you invoke the Dong High Defense.
What is that?
YOU PROTECT YOUR DONG AND THEN YOU SWING LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT!
The game on roblox mostly known for its incredible speed in updating! Also known as Tower Delay Simulator
Hey! That game is like Tower Defense Simulator.
One of Reigen's special moves where, he's unsure if it's really self-defense, he yells out "self-defense" just in case.
Ryo Shimazaki: I'll face you head on!
Reigen: Self-Defense Rush
AKA "Car Keysing"
When a woman uses a real but unrelated example of physical danger as an excuse for harmful or toxic behavior by herself or other women towards men. The goal of "The Car Keys Defense" is to try to shut down a man's complaint about problems men face in modern dating life and/or wider society by bringing the discussion to women feeling unsafe, which will always trump a man's feelings. The term comes from women often citing they must "carry car keys between their knuckles when walking alone" to avoid discussing in some instances men are harmed by women's behavior online or in real life.
"I don't like when women just use Tinder for compliments. You know it's easy for you to find dates, but for men that's wasting their limited swipe rights they could have used for someone actually interested. It's harmful."
"Excuse me, I don't want to hear about men's problems when women have to walk with their car keys between their fingers at night because they are terrified of what a man might do to them. Nope. Sorry. Don't care."
"Don't use The Car Keys Defense just because you have unique and real problems of your own doesn't mean you can cause problems for others."
"I think it's really hypocritical that women have spent the last decade fighting for body positivity in media but see no problem with openly stating they won't date men under 6 feet. It's really hypocritical."
"Aw poor baby doesn't get enough matches? I have to make sure I give a friend what address I'm going to and a time I'll text back so they know I haven't been raped and murdered on a date, but go off about how women were mean to you."
"Car Keysing just to defend toxic body expectations? Slay queen!"
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