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A dumpy, inefficient brand of typewriter that rarely works but is favored by hipsters for its loudness and commonness.
It's embarrassing enough that you took your typewriter to the coffee shop. Why did it have to be the shitty Galaxie Deluxe model?
The act in which a group of Spanish and Afro-American men all lay next to or around each other and jerk off until they ejaculated ito a fan to mist it around the room and all over the group.
"Hey John would you wanna come to my house to have a frylovers deluxe with me and the guys"
When your friend gurgles a strong liquour in an attempt to impersonate a submarine but instead proceeds to puke into a bowl, the floor, and even the wall before reaching the bathroom.
All this while making a drinking game out of watching high school musical.
David: "Here look at this" *gargles whiskey*
Friend: "ew why would you do that?"
David: "Look I'm a submarine" *gargle gargle*
Friend: ...
David: *Projectile vomits all the way through the corridor to the bathroom*
"Last night David totally did a High School Musical Tactical Puke Deluxe"
A female, usually of the age of 70 or older who has no teeth and pleasures you orally
Your granny gave me the best gummy bear deluxe
The act of growing a pair of breasts and spontaneously firing pineapple juice everywhere, usually as a result of intense excitement or pleasure.
The growth of the breasts only occurs if the subject is male or a female with undeveloped breasts.
Occurs most commonly after eating a pineapple whole on a Sunday, hence the name.
Guy 1: "Ayy man, my girlfriend had a total Funtime Pineapple Deluxe Sunday Special last night in bed. Tasted absolutely delicious."
Guy 2: "Man, that happened to me once, and the boobs haven't gone away yet."
Deluxe pizz and chocolate combo (verb, noun)-When after a long day of work and not going to the bathroom, you arrive at home to your girlfriend, who is obviously horny, since you have been at work all day. She wants to immediately fuck, but you explain that you desperately have to go to the bathroom after a long day or work. She does not care, and forces you to do it with her anyway. Because you did not go to the bathroom, when you inevitably jizz into her mouth, you simultaneously and uncontrollably piss directly into her mouth as well, creating pizz. She screams at you and tells you to go to the bathroom while she tries to strand up to wash the pizz out of her mouth. When you stand up, you feel a heavy gurgling in your stomach, and proceed to let out the nastiest, wettest, smelliest, earth-shattering, most creamy chocolate fudge explosive diarrhea all over her face, adding your own special chocolate to the pizz that was already in her mouth. As she lies on the floor screaming as pizz and diarrhea run down her face and into her throat, you fortnite dance over her body as the police arrive to take you away to the insane asylum
Verb: I totally did the deluxe pizz and chocolate combo 3000 to your mom last night.
Noun: Your mom loved the deluxe pizz and chocolate combo 3000 that I gave her last night.
The act of putting a large amount of dick cheese in a bowl and have 3 men ejaculate inside it and mix it up, then find a male named jimmy and make him eat it
We gave one of my friends a cheesy jimmy deluxe, we don't talk anymore.