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I'll give it to you for a nice stripe discount!
A discount at a store, restaurant, or other business given for any possible reason, (e.g. expired coupons, government employee discount, police discount, etc).
1. I told the customer I could not issue them a discount because managers said we could not accept expired coupons, but when the customer raised hell and asked to speak to a manager, the manager Billy showed up and gave them a Billy Bob discount anyway.
2. Dude, I came home from Iraq and stopped at Chic-Fil-A on the way home in uniform and they gave me a Billy Bob discount on my meal. They’re an awesome restaurant. I love them.
3. Urban Waitress: “Is y’all in the militaries? Cuz I was going to give y’all a Billy Bob Discount!”
When you kill 2 targets in one shot somehow.
Woah, I got two kills in one, talk about a two-for-one discount.
When you get an item for free because someone moving out of an apartment left it sitting out for anyone to take. Named so because Allston, MA is a college town, and is in a constant state of resident flux.
"I got the ol' Allston Discount on a bookshelf for my anime collection."
When adding a product worth less than $2.99 makes your overall Amazon order cheaper.
Amazon has a $25 minimum for free overnight shipping — otherwise you have to pay $2.99 to get it shipped overnight. So if your subtotal is $22.01 - $24.99, you can add something cheap (such as a single potato) to push your cart over the limit and get it all for less than you'd have to pay with the overnight shipping fee.
I needed my order fast and didn’t want to pay $2.99 for overnight shipping, so I added a $0.69 potato to my cart. That Potato Discount saved me $2.56!
If it breaks in half you can keep both pieces
When someone complains about an item you sold them that isn't working right, just tell them you gave them the Kentucky discount, if it breaks in two you can keep both pieces.
When a discount isn't actually usable because the people selling the item put rules on it to prevent it from being capitalized
Steve: "Aw man, these chips are buy one get one half off, but they're limiting one bag per customer!"
Eric: "Wow, talk about a real Fuck You Discount."