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Whilst the man is masturbating he lies a woman down in front of him (preferably in a large area) and begins a run up, the aim is to ejaculate just as he dives over the woman,
Thus a stage dive...
This can also become an Air Raid
Guy: Woah - I got Stage Dived last night
Gal: Thats Gay isn't it?
Guy: No! we started The Stage Dive Olympics in my back yard...
Gal: Can i try it?
Guy: Do you have a Penis?
Gal: NO WTF!
Guy: Then What do you think...?
Gal: Damn!
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When two single beds are pushed together to create a double bed with a crack down the middle, to crack dive is to spend the night in the crack.
Don't worry guys, I'll go crack diving tonight.
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This tends to happen with girls who are real troopers. They need the load to be in their mouth-holes at all times. The man fires inaccurately 30 inches in either direction and if the girl has the right reflexes she will make a diving catch. With this term, all sperm cells must land within the mouth-hole to create a true diving catch.
Sally was a real trooper. I must have fired it 30 inches to the left or right and she still caught every sperm cell in her mouth-hole with a diving catch.
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When you suspend yourself in a bathroom stall, using the stall walls, and proceed to poop into the toilet below.
Holy shit, did you see Lixxx dive bombing in the bathroom the other day? It fell like 4 feet before it hit the toilet!
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The act of inserting a frisbee disc HORIZONTALLY into someone’s anus. As the anal cavity may not be large enough, smaller “practice” objects may be needed to increase the circumference of the cavity.
I gave Jacob a diving disc last weekend. He nutted in 3 seconds.
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When a man (Gary George) ejaculates into a girls armpit, then licks it back out.
Lad, I pit dived ya ma last night
Pit diving
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The swim and dive team obviously has two parts. Swim, and dive. Bothsides usually wil wear a skin tight suit known as a jammer, or the stereotypical speedo. Swimmers are some of the most chill athletes next to XC runners. Swim teams usually will have pasta partys to carb up the night before. (Swim team is usually refered to both swim and dive). When someone pokes fun at the skin tight suits, the team will stick together, and scare the sh*t out of that person for dissing the jammer. It takes just as much skill and determination to be a swimmer as it does to be a long distance runner.
Non-swimmer: Heeyyyooo faggg hows the speedo commin along ?? hehe
Swimmer 1: Fuck you man
Swimmer 2: You messin with my buddy here? Do I HAVE to knock you the fuck out?
Non-swimmer: Nonononono I was just kiddin! I Swwear!!
Swimmer 2: Thats right you were kiddin!
Swimmer 1: Let's ditch this popsicle stand and get to Swim and Dive practice
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