Rural Dictionary

dirty dodge

a shity ass town in iowa where thers nothing to do come to dirty daodge and see the dirtyis twon and shity ass people here

fuck dirty dodge

by dirty dodge is trash September 12, 2018

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Dodge city

A city in Kansas that is often refered to as the NYC of the mid west due to its bumpen towns and swingen holiday inn expresses

Hannah - i want to go to NYC, but its so far
Maddy - thats okay, lets go to Dodge city, its basically the same thing

by Etgar 36 2010 January 1, 2011

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Dodge the Taco

to have been born by Ceaserian Section as opposed to a vaginal birth

bpark: My mom's a whorebag

chappy: HEY! don't talk about your mom like that, you sprang from her vagina afterall

bpark: did not, I was a c-section baby

chappy: way to dodge the taco

by chappy poopy pantz April 10, 2008

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The shittiest truck ever built. Sluggish, underpowered, meager capability.
The people who own them will not use them at all for what they were built for. They will try to drive them like a NASCAR, even though they can be outran by a moped.
Dipshits who buy Dodge Rams, especially with the HEMI, are prone to temper tantrums and a complete disregard for other people on the road. A Ram owner's IQ is generally low, and it is a miracle that they even have a driver's license.

Guy #1: Why the hell did you buy this faggoty Dodge Ram?
Ram Owner/douchebag: Because I have an incredibly small penis, and it makes me feel like a man, even though a girl kicked my ass the other day for almost running over her child in a school zone.
Guy #1: You are truly a sad individual who deserves to be castrated, so as not to pollute the earth with your retarded offspring. This world would be better off without megalomaniac scumbags like you.
Ram Owner/douchebag: What does HEMI mean? *Cries like a little bitch*

by bonqueesha jefferson December 25, 2010

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