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20 Dollars?

a joke in which you continuously say twenty dollars in a surprised manner when someone mentions twenty dollars....this joke can also be used to upset a clerk when they clearly didn't say twenty dollars.

Cashier:"that will be 2.50 sir"

Jared:"Twenty Dollars?!?"

Cashier:"No, what?. I said 2.50"

Jared:"damn i really wanted this drink but twenty dollars is way to much"

Eric: "Hey man you want this ipod for twenty dollars?"

Jared: "20 dollars?!?"

Dale:Juragon Shiiiit!!!

by JuragonShit69000 September 24, 2009

19๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


5 dollars

If you look this up on Urban Dictionary you are a fucking idiot

I paid 5 dollars

by Nik Starr April 22, 2015

34๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blue dollar

It's a hundred dollar bill idiot.

This botch sucked my dick last night for a blue dollar. Or this bitch gave me a blue dollar to suck my dick last night.

by CupOfCheese November 17, 2018

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


dollar slice

1. Piece of pizza that costs 1 USD
2. Prostitute whose services cost 1 USD

Tryna see what's good with a dollar slice right now. Soooo hungy.

by Shwonky K November 20, 2016

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


dollar ho

a person who is willing to engage in sexual intercourse for a dollar. Often found in rural areas of South East Asia.

or

a rich bitch who is willing to screw any man of any color or creed or class because she likes the taste of cum. Rarely found at Cambridge University.

God damn! That dollar ho gave me some nasty Burmese dick rot!

or

I thought I was in love with her, but now I realize she was fucking everybody... what a dollar ho!

by yob boy July 7, 2005

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


mafia dollar

A mafia dollar is one thousand dollars. It is so-called because a thousand dollars to a mafia member holds the same value as one dollar does to most people.

(Dave) Hey John have you got much cash on you? I need to borrow some money.

(John) Nah man i only got a mafia dollar on me sorry man

by $mokin J.O.E November 6, 2007

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


oprah dollars

Basically another way of saying that you gettin PAPER.

Omg ever since I got this job my purse has been heavy from all these oprah dollars!

by kevintbh July 21, 2014

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