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don't one-seat me

when you sit down and bae sits two seats down from you (on a train, couch, etc)

*leaves an empty seat between u two for no apparent reason*

"boy what are u doing? don't one-seat me!"

by missmeira94 July 25, 2019


Don't JP23 Me

The act of tipping a bartender to roofie someone's drink without their consent. AKA "Don't date rape me, bro." Inspired by the bravery, courage, and resilience of Samantha, and all the women and men who stepped forward to share their experiences.

Background: Based on a true story years-in-the-making in Downtown Fullerton, California. see foxladotcom/news/drinks-spiked-at-fullerton-bar-later-raped

Person A: Hey, can you watch me drink?
Person B: Sure thing!
Person A: But don't JP23 me, though!

In solidarity with victims & survivors of sexual assault, we see you, we hear you. Not one more. #MeTooMovement #MeToo
If you're reading this, pass along the message that consent matters! End sexual assault.

by NorthOC4lyfe August 29, 2021


Don't SHIT ME

a Wattpad user misspelled 'shoot' and corrected themselves in another comment. it started a chain of 2.5K replies and there number is still rising.

it has started a marriage, then a family but sadly the parents got divorced. a lot has happened.

" SOMEONE SHITT ME"
" SHOOT NOT SHIT. Don't SHIT ME"

by jude_it February 21, 2023


Don't Snuu Me

A very painful jab In the side and a scream by the person snuuing the individual. Example Moldy man snuu's Bread For Weds Man ahhh. The snuu is the sound people make when doing it. It gives off the impression you've been strung by a wasp or something.

D don't snuu me! D snuu's Bread For Weds Man

by DJBWolfy May 25, 2023


Don't Bring Me Down

A song.

Person 1: Hey I'm listening to Don't Bring Me Down
Person 2: Ok.

by womdom2023 October 13, 2023