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doody surprise

When you take a shit and either forgetfully or purposefully don't flush the toilet, and the next person to use the bathroom finds your crap left in the bowl.

Also, when you do flush the bowl but a persistently buoyant turd doesn't go down with the water and floats back up, again to be found by the next person to use the toilet.

"Hey Kelly, thanks for leaving that doody surprise for me in the toilet!"

"Oh sorry, I thought I flushed."

by jibmums February 23, 2017


Doody Conscience

A feeling of remorse towards oneself for a reprehensible act.

Ted stole some jelly beans from Alice and now he has a doody conscience so hes going to apologize.

by southpaw53421 April 7, 2011


Doodie Finger

When you go to wipe your ass and you get shit on your finger.

“I had the screen door shits this morning and when I went to wipe my ass, I got doodie finger.” Jayson

by BUTT0N February 9, 2021


dirty doody

when he’s good with his fingers and know how to use his cock

he’s such a dirty doody

by dirtydoody69 May 9, 2021


doodie-hopper

The insertion of the second toe in from the left side of the left foot into either nostril, following ejaculation into the nose.

'I swear to god Shawn if you doodie-hopper me one more time my nose is going to explode!'

by Albert Speer November 24, 2007


Poopy cocka doody

Pure got garbage! Shit.

Your hair looks like poopy cocka doody!

by Spaceherpe June 26, 2019


Doody

When you poo and pee a lot after eating dawood

I have doody

by Peopledie March 25, 2019