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82nd Airborne paratrooper humor in reference to that moment when one has a turd which is insisting on poking it's head out the door. Of course this usually only happens when one has a very had piece of shit as loose stools apparently exit the door before the green light comes on and/or exit the door is a mass tactical exit anyway.
Sgt Ramirez running down the hall: "Get the hell out of way Private Jones, I have a trooper in the door and he's ready to jump"
When the door is stuck
CS, go. Legendary moment
Doors stuck!! Doors stuck!!
That guy looks like he wouldnt mind taking it in the ol' cabin door.
That chili was so hot yesterday it burned all the way out the cabin door.
Keeping the cabin door closed is the best policy when in prison.
colloquial phrase for one's asshole.
noun - I have a tickle in my fart door.
adjective - This fuckin' fart door still owes me 130 bucks.
When you rub your penis up against the back of a door until you bust uncontrollably
Billy: I did a door flanker last night tommy
Tommy: that sounds nice ya door perv
Door handling is the act of inserting ones penis into their own vagina or anus, obviously partaken by hermaphrodites with both sets of genitals... Or weird motherfuckers.
Sam was bored lonely and horny so she/he decided to door handle her/himself.
Soon after, John caught Sam Door Handling and committed suicide...
Back door
1) A secondary entry/exit door, normally located at the rear of a propety.
2) A slang term for the anus
1) Glenda's back door was jammed shut, so she had to call the locksmith in.
2) Tom fucked Glenda, up the back door
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