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n. and adj. interchangeable . One who wears a stocking cap when it is greater that 65 F and the stocking cap worn when it is over 65 F
"Hey! Nice Douchebag!, is that from Urban Outfitters?"
"Look at that douchebag! It freaking 90 degrees out."
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Someone who throws others under the bus. Takes advantage of children. A snake unworthy of walking this earth.
I think I'll be a douchebag today and pretend my kid is mentally retarded.
Don't mind the crimes I am committing; I'm just a douchebag.
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A person who is incredibly insecure and overcompensates with an obnoxious attitude. They think everyone likes them, but they're really the scum of humanity
A: "Zack randomly tried to make out with my girlfriend the other day!"
B: "God, he's such a douchebag"
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Someone who acts like they are the shit, in all reality is not.
Tyler: Dude, i cant come over today.
Nick: Why?
Tyler: My house got hit by a meteor.
Nick: Your a douchebag tyler.
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Someone with an over inflated sense of self worth combined with low lever of intelligence
see Jersey Shore for further explanation
That guy is a Douchebag by the way he dresses and acts
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ok, douchebag reminds the German word WASCHLAPPEN (washrag or flannel)...
1. A person who is living for the others and the image they might have of him. A conformist and empty personality, finally filled up with everything which is not linked with his real personality. His real personality is hidden behind the illusion of his constructed one, and appears when others catch it out... which makes of him a double douchebag
2. a person who risks nothing but pretends to risk everything
3. a person dominated by another person, animal or thing
4. a person, being too soft, soft boiled and unable to make his own decisions.
examples...
1. paris hilton (well, she became herself by imitating a person she is not, so she is a first level douchebag)/ George W. Bush - second leve douchebag
2. a wimp
3. oedipus-complexed person or fetishist
4. a real macho (because he cannot be able to communicate his problem with power and pseudo-domination) and his decisions are just based on the image of a macho he has madeup.
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Kanye West is the biggest douchebag ever, look at what he said: "Taylor, I'm really happy for you, and I'm gonna let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time"
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