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Pocket drifting is when your phone does things against your will or knowledge while in your back pocket. These things are a result of the complex manipulations of your rump, gait, and sitting movements. The results can be incredible, hard-to-believe, annoying, harmless, pernicious, serendipitous, frustrating or embarrassing. For example, you might accidentally text gibberish to the one person in your contact list that you’ve been trying to avoid for weeks, or you might unknowingly run up your phone bill by calling people outside of your plan. Pocket drifting is a term that encompasses others, including, ‘pocket browsing’, ‘pocket calling’, ‘pocket comment’, ‘pocket dialing’, ‘pocket mail’ and so on.
“I heard you and Jennifer are gonna hang out tomorrow. I thought you were trying to avoid her.”
“Ugh, yeah, but my phone pocket drifted, texting her, which struck up a correspondence which should’ve never happened. ”
“Damn—well--something like that--you prolly deserve it.”
“Hey, where’d you get that sweet helmet?”
“I actually bought it by accident. I was watching it on my eBay app, but while I was working my phone pocket drifted and committed me to buying it. It’s okay though, ‘cause I was just looking for a sign to buy it.”
“Oh wow.”
“Hey man, why the f*** were you bumpin’ your whack-a** ringtone in class?! Don’t you know how to silence your phone? You looked like a complete a**hole. It’s only fair the prof kicked you out.”
“That wasn’t my ringtone--I don’t know what the hell it was. My phone must’ve been pocket drifting. By the way, I DO know how to silence my phone; it might be a smart phone, but it’s not smarter than me.”
“I think it just mirked you, so it really might be smarter than you.”
“Sh!t!”
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The act of following wherever the winds and your youtube suggestions take you.
"Fred suddenly realized that he had been youtube drifting when he found himself in the women's makeup section of youtube."
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A car (usually an import) designed to partake in drift events.
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A style of stunt driving popularized / invented by Japanese D1 Drift Champion Yasuyuki Kazama.
The act of drifting a car while either sitting on the window sill, or straddling the door with one leg outside of the car. Occasionally a fully-seated driver drifting while holding open the drivers-side door with their foot or leg and one hand in the air.
Last night I watched your mom rodeo drift her car down the street. Btw she's totally hot.
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When girls drift in their car, usually under complete accident, and start screaming and updating their facebook status within minutes, as well as liking "tokyo drift" and other car movies on their social networking site of choice.
"OH MY GOD YOU GUISE, I TOTALLY JUST DRIFTED IN MY CAR!!!!"
"Oh look, Carly went barbie drifting today. Goodie."
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The parking brake; usually pulled to drift but occasionally to secure the vehicle when parked.
"I pulled the drift handle and did some donuts in front of the cops!"
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When a white man is licking up a japanese man's testicles, and drifts his tongue into his boner garage.
Glenn likes to partake in a friendly Tokyo Drift with strangers.
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