To show up to a place, party event, or meeting with friends a few minutes late, and somewhat intoxicated. The perfect phrase to let people know that you are fashionable enough to show up a few minutes late, and will be happily drunk when you arrive.
Matt: Hey we are going to the Up, when are you coming down?
Will: Kurt and I are at Kane's house right now, and will be showing up fashionably drunk.
When you're so drunk that you start talking about conspiracy theories.
Damn CC was so drunk last night that he started talking about how the moon landing was staged. He was conspiracy drunk.
Drinking that occurs when you are already drunk.
"I am drunk, but I'll have another few beers. I'm up for some drunk drinking tonight!"
A phrase describing folks who are so full of themselves due to their financial privilege that the distortion causes severe lapses in judgment.
My ultra-wealthy friend down in Texas has become progressively ultra-stupid; he became the poster boy for money drunk when he bought himself one of them exotic animal ranches!
Faking martial arts mastery while drunk.
That guy is wasted. He doesn't know Karate. Check out his drunk fu skills.
Writing emails, posting comments, bulletins, or blogs on MySpace when inebriated. There is typically a moment of remorse the next morning.
"I'm sorry I commented you with that hardcore porn. I was drunk myspacing again. Don't tell Tom."
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When you become drunk off only a couple of drinks the morning after a gnarly night on the town.
How is duty so drunk off only a couple peach schnapps? Oh dude she got righteous last night she's just shampoo drunk. Oh that's chill