eat ass

To lick or tongue the anus of a person (man or woman) for the purpose of arousing that person (and, perhaps, yourself)

Dick's favorite part of foreplay with Jane was to eat ass.
To eat ass requires the usage of a dental dam to prevent contracting an STD.

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eat me

1)oral sex, generally on a female 2)expression of anger or disgust

1)I can never cum from manual stimulation, so I always have Patrick eat me. 2)I told the old bitch to eat me when she cut me off at the light.

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Eat Rim

A fun way to tell your friends to lick your asshole. It can take the place of "eat shit" or "go fuck yourself"

Your friend just shot you playing Halo. "Gotcha dick!"
Yeah? "Eat rim!"

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Eat Greedy

Get it at any cost;

Take what you want;

Never give back anything;
Never regret shit;
Take what you dont need;
Make every end meet;

100%

Say homeboy im hungry, well eat Greedy my nigga!!!

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secret eating

When you hide marshmellows in the pocket of your pants for eating between meals.

Hide them in your pockets for SECRET EATING!

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eat the board

Eat every item on the menu at McDonalds

Friend:What do you want from maccas?
Me: Lets eat the board

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Offensive eating

When sharing a limited amount of food or snacks with one or several of your (often fat) friends, the technique Offensive eating must be adopted.

Offensive eating include activities such as: eating as fast as you can, grabbing huge amounts at a time, hiding away parts for later - all to ensure you get more than your friend(s), or at least the same amount as them. Several degrees of offensive eating exist - the most affective (but also the most obvious to your friends) are licking the entire serving. Be aware: This technique will probably not work on fatties, southerners or poor people.

Host 1: Shit bro, Kenny is coming over later and all we have is one bag of chips...
Host 2: Prepare for some serious offensive eating - Kenny is Louisiana trailer-trash...