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An international holiday where people educate Gordon, a big blue engine who knows everything and shall complain whenever he wants.
"What's this, Educating Gordon Day?"
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Restoring the Meaning of Education is a non-profit organization that wants to improve the school system all over the globe. They want to make school: fun, safe, interactive, practical, affordable, and less stressful.
They have updates from Barack Obama (the President of the United States of America).
They also have a chat room, forum, and blog.
Restoring the Meaning of Education has practical solutions.
A rather counterproductive form of sex education that is supported by the evangelical movement.
Abstinence only education is a bit like "just hold it" potty training. -Roy Zimmerman
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A class required by the higher education system. It assists no one in the completion of any type of degree. The knowledge is forgotten once the class is complete and the money you spent on it is wasted because the class benifits no one at all.
College Student 1: "Hey man what liberal education requirement class are you taking?"
College Student 2: "I'm taking a chemistry lab because when I get my accounting degree I'll have to mix chemicals....a lot."
College Student 1: "I would rather just throw the money into my toilet and flush it down then take these ridiculous classes."
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Someone who's brain stopped working around about the third grade. They have aged, but they're still dumb as fuck.
Mordecai: "How are you gonna fix that with your third grade education?"
Rigby: "STOP TALKING!"
1. When used in Public Forum debate, it is a reference to the fact that Robert Quijano and Christopher Woo of Loyola High School in Los Angeles, CA inherently win, no matter what.
2. A euphemism for Terrorist Training Camps.
1. Now, I'd like to point out VOCATIONAL EDUCATION!! WE WIN, MA'FUCKAS!!!
2. Our opponents are advocating the funding of vocational education. THIS ALLOWS FOR THE FUNDING OF TERRORIST TRAINING CAMPS! WE DON'T WANT TO FUND TERRORIST TRAINING CAMPS!
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A hyper-educated moron is someone who has impressive credentials, yet lacks the basic knowledge and common sense of how the real world actually functions and operates because they never had a job in the private sector. These people are most often found in Ivy league schools, hidden deep in their offices and unaware of the surrounding outside world.
Mike: Professor Jones wants to teach 3 liberal arts classes a day and wants nothing less than $100,000/year with full, life-time benefits.
Eric: Isn't that what a physician is normally paid?
Mike: Yup.
Eric: What a hyper-educated moron...
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