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The ego of an overly "masculine" man who thinks he knows everything and regularly mansplains
Ugh, it's so annoying how AJ thinks he knows everything! His man ego always gets in the way.
When you lack confidence and need some stroking to make it stronger, better
Ego masturbation is giving yourself praise when you actually suck so bad at it.
A phrase used to describe a gamer who has been disillusioned to think they are better than they really are. The core reason why they think they are better than what they really are is because they were accustomed to stomping low skilled dad gamers and squeakers in console lobbies (AI lobbies). The most common scenarios where the console ego is heard is when a console player switches to PC, and still holds the belief that they are the best even though they are probably mediocre when compared to the PC population.
"Yeah not sure why he still think's he's good, dude definitely has a console ego."
Someone who puts their own name into Urban Dictionary just so that they can make up things about their genitalia size, good personality, etc. Judging by this,you can assume that everything in their posts are completely false. They are also commonly associated with Down Syndrome.
Gilbert:hey look at my definition for my name in urban dictionary that i definitely didnt write
Samantha:fucking ego-namer
Samantha:*leaves and never comes back*
Gilbert:is it because i have down syndrome?
A 1000+ foot ego, 1300 foot if you count the antennae.
Jefe has been playing up to Alan's skyscraper ego, but Alan hasn't noticed since his head is in the clouds.
Someone who fights those that he/she can easily beat for a confidence boost.
John is such a ego fighter, his dick has to be tiny.
When a friend who's so competitive in her home baking skills that she constantly tries to prove herself to others by baking them free cookies, brownies, cakes, etc.
Friend: OMG that cake is sooo ugly!!!
The girl with a baking ego: SHUT UP!
she feels so guilty for messing up that she offers you free cookies instead
#stillfail