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to thrust a woman's belly button so forcefully that it breaks the skin, causing it to bleed onto the penis, thus creating a "royal robe". Then, shit on the woman's hair, creating a crown fit for the Queen. And finally, in victory, one must raise his hands over his head in salute to Big Ben.
"Dude, she wanted a fuckin' Queen of England, and I was like 'fuck no, bitch!'"
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Includes wankers from places such as Manchester, Liverpool, and Newcastle.
Think they are solid but would get the fuck kicked out of them by the skinheads on the roadside if they even set foot in London. Let alone East London
Go the pub,
drink ten pints,
get completely plastered.
Come back home,
beat the wife,
you dirty northern bastard
North England is a fuckin fanny area, West Ham is gonna knock the fuck out of Liverpool this weekend
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A female nasty girl that is only a PFC but is more famous than any current or former four star general (except Colin Powell) simply because the media in an effort to gain ratings made her that way.
It's not a matter of whether or not what she did is wrong, now it's a excuse for Iraqi insurgents and al Qaeda to kill more Americans. This is after the incident with them hanging four civilian contractor's mutilated bodies was mostly ignored and lasted about a day in the news while new developments in the prison abuse is always the top story.
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--New England--
New England is an old grouping of states in the northeastern region of the U.S. It has traditionally consisted of Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, and Connecticut. On rare occasions, New York, and even parts of New Jersey have been considered New England (Connecticut Puritans founded many towns in these states).
--Massachusetts Does NOT Have Friends--
New England is NOT "Massachusetts and friends." Most of the other New England states want nothing to do with those snobby, arrogant Massholes and their sucky driving habits. Go clog up your own retail outlets, seriously. Also, Boston's influence is very small and barely extends into extreme southeast New Hampshire--the rest of these five states has nothing to do with it at all: Boston tends to overstate its importance.
--The Connecticut Debate--
It is debatable whether or not Connecticut really belongs in New England--the western and southern parts of that state are pretty much indistinguishable from New York. On the shoreline of southern Connecticut, you can see the skyline of Manhattan on the horizon--tons of people work there and go there on the weekends for shopping and baseball games. Connecticut is NOT "down" with Massachusetts, nor will it ever be. So, I guess it's not REALLY New England, but it sort of looks like it in places. Connecticut seems more like a Mid-Atlantic state with its ties to New York and northern New Jersey.
At a bar, on vacation in some warm sunbelt state:
Masshole: Wheah ah you from?
Me: I'm from New England.
Masshole: Oh, so yuah a sawx fan?
Me: Actually, I'm from western Connecticut, and everyone there likes New York teams.
Masshole: New Englanduh my ass! You can't call ya self a New Englanduh! Fahk you, go Sox! Yankees ah a bunch a fahkin' queahs! Connecticut is paht of New Yahk, not New England!
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A pathetic, supposedly derogatory term used by the hard-left to attempt to ridicule a patriotic English person
All the brexit voters are little Englanders
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The only place in the U.S. where people are more full of themselves than Texans.
New England is wicked had in the winta, so theyafoa I'm betta then you!
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Doesn't actually exist.
The kingdoms of England and Scotland dissolved in 1707 so what every American refers to as "the queen of Engerland" is actually the queen of the U.K.
She is also the head of the Commonwealth and will never die. We know this because Prince Charles has been trying for years.
Learn some history!
American: "Look! The queen of England!"
Briton: "She's been dead for a looooong time"
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