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when a man is jealous of his wife or girlfriend's relationship with his female colleagues. Usually occurs because said man is afraid that his worlds are colliding and there may be unwanted transfer of information between the females, or that in the course of their innocent conversation over a hot beverage they will end up in bed together. this causes extra confusion for the male as he is torn as to wether he actually likes this idea.
Man 1: I've got to stop my wife having coffee with my suckutary
man 2: why ?
Man 1 : I'm worried they will start discussing me and my wife will find out all my secrets!! or worse still coffee will turn into lesbian sex.
man 2: you wish don't be so ridiculous they probably just talk about face cream and washing powder , you have such a bad case of cunt envy
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a situation where one is jealous because their friend/neighbor has a bigger tv (usually plasma/HD) than they do.
I had a big time case of tv envy when Biff got a 50" plasma set for the Super Bowl and I'm stuck with my 13" black and white.
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1) The jealousy you feel when you see another blog getting recognition in the mainstream press.
(2) The jealousy you feel when you realize that your friend's blog is more popular than yours.
My blog envy meter was going to the roof when I saw Music For Robots mentioned in the New York Times.
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The feeling fans of any team other than the Yankees get for the utter futility and frivolity of rooting for their team to win like the Yankees have and do.
The only reason he is suck a jerk is because of franchise envy.
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Canadian Envy occurs when Canadians feel the urge to try and compare every part of their life to Americans, in an effort to make themselves feel better and more important to the world.
Canadian Dave: "You damn Americans with your world renowned universities, hospitals, and prominence! I wish the world cared if Canada existed, however, I will continue to put down America to make myself feel like the world might someday care aboot me!"
American Mike: "Dude, Canadian Dave, you have government run health care but we have better hospitals and better care! Besides, the world would crumble without America; and nobody would even know if Canada fell off the face of the Earth. Typical Canadian Envy. Hey European Joe, can you believe this Canadian bastard?"
European Joe: "What's Canada? Seems unimportant and irrelevant to the worlds existence and function."
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Noun for the supposed longing for the pleasurable sensation of anal sex by young human males which is held in Freudian psychoanalytic theory to lead to feelings of superiority and overcompmensation in matters of rectally savaging the so-called fairer sex.
"Dude, I'd like to put the hog in her tight little asshole one time for fucking real. Talk about your anal envy; I'd pound that rectum 'til it bleeds."
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A vagina fetish. Experienced by men who envy the female form, or fantasize about having it. Very common, especially among circumcised males where the level of stimulation available is reduced significantly, leaving the man jealous of the natural experience of female counterparts. Can be caused by witnessing or discussing such experiences, past life memories, dreams, or "possession" of the male as the object of a fantasy of a woman he is closely connected to.
Pussy envy gets me hot and hard as a rock.
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